Patty Kreamer's
Clutter Rescue Course™
Finally: The Cure for PMS*!
*Personal Mess-Stress Syndrome
Introducing the NO-OVERLOAD, BABY-STEPS way to
tackle a life full of stuff you don’t need, stuff you can’t find
and stuff that you don’t even remember you had!
Hi! I’m Patty Kreamer, and I'll help you accomplish more, reduce stress, control your time, and begin to live a fun, peaceful life based on simplicity.
In short, I can help you make your life work again.
“But Patty," I can already hear you say, "not my life! ”
Yes, even your life. As a Certified Professional Organizer®, I’ve helped thousands of people just like you get rid of the messes they’ve either made or gotten themselves into. Yes, that includes more than just "stuff." It also includes how you clutter your life with things you don't want to do, don't enjoy doing, or waste time doing.
I’m also author of two groundbreaking books on organizing—"…But I Might Need It Someday" and The Power of Simplicity. I’m also known in professional speaking circles as the funniest professional organizer on the planet! So I do this all with levity and a nice touch of humor thrown in for balance.
Introducing Patty Kreamer's Clutter Rescue Course™
I'm so excited, because after years of development, I’m finally ready to release the world’s simplest, easiest and most thorough organizing e-course. It's called Patty Kreamer's Clutter Rescue Course™, and it's the most complete, automated way to cut clutter, get control over your life, and enjoy your living and working spaces again." And all you need is an email address and about a half-hour a week. Really. And for a price that's hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars less than hiring a professional organizer to come to your home or office.
If you've read this far, I bet you're committed to making your own and your family's lives much less frantic. I also bet that you'd like to make better decisions with your stuff and your time.
My Promise to You
The Clutter Rescue Course™ will not only help you clear out your unneeded, unwanted physical stuff, but it will also help you overcome a lot of the mental stuff, too! During the course, you'll discover that it's not about doing a lot of things. In fact, there's not a whole heck of a lot for you to do, Instead, I'm going to train you how to develop a state of mind that produces results, not upset. Peace, not craziness. And power, not powerlessness. Pretty soon, you'll find that the clutter will actually begin to take care of itself.
Exciting, huh?
What'll Happen?
If you choose to order the Clutter
Rescue Course™ (at a significantly reduced price before October 31, 2008 – see below), almost immediately you’ll embark on a guiltless, empowering journey that will have you feeling much better about yourself in no time. And your surroundings will soon mirror your improved mental state.
That’s the magic of it all. And it’ll be just the beginning.
Not sure if you’re a good candidate for the
Clutter Rescue Course™? Easy. Just take the P.M.S. Test! (Remember, that’s Personal Mess-Stress Syndrome! Guys can get P.M.S., too!)
P.M.S. (Personal Mess-Stress Syndrome) Test
How many of these warning signs do you have?.
(Note: If you hesitate, you probably have it!)
- You lose things at least twice a week – car keys, glasses, important papers, etc.
- You spend over five minutes a day looking for things you can’t find. (And that you blame others for moving!)
- You’re exhausted and darn-near paralyzed when you’re at home, and you have the suspicion it’s because of all your stuff.
- You find yourself wandering aimlessly around your house, telling yourself that you’ve got to do something about this someday.
- Even if you set aside time now to tackle the clutter, you wouldn’t even know where to begin.
- You’re often late to work, appointments, and even social events.
- You feel stressed at work, even if things are going well and you’re mostly caught up with things.
- You find yourself getting short with those around you when you can’t find what you’re looking for.
- You never seem to have time to be organized, but you always seem to have time to waste trying to find what you need.
- You feel out of control, even for no apparent reason.
- You avoid inviting guests to your home.
- You apologize to everyone who sets foot in your house, even if it’s a plumber, serviceman or maid.
- You find yourself becoming more and more forgetful – even about important things.
If you have more than two of these warning signs, relief is on the way!
Patty is a wonder! I have tried countless systems to get organized, and still had an office that looked like a major tornado went through it, still would create to-do lists and lose them, and still have filing and organizing knick-knacks that ended up in the garbage (or cluttering up my office). Her approach is simple, easy, and it works. I am finally getting things cleaned up, organized, and available.
Thanks again, Patty!
— Matthew Tomsho
MJTomsho Consulting
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Check Out These Benefits!
Now imagine that you could live a different life.
Which of these would you like to have?
- Less wasted time.
- More “alone time,” doing what you like to do.
- More time to be with your family, spouse, significant other, and friends.
- More time to socialize.
- More time to be creative, read, daydream about the future, or plan.
- A boost in your self-esteem, confidence, power and pride.
- A feeling of control in your life.
- Less mental clutter, worry and anxiety
- Less guilt and more pleasure.
- Lower stress.
- A more joyful outlook on life.
- A happier family who actually enjoys sharing time together.
Guess what? You can have all of these benefits!
The first step to relief is admitting you want a profoundly more satisfying life, and the second is enrolling yourself in my life-changing
Clutter Rescue Course™.
Skip to the details.
Forget the details. Just sign me up.
 The “Clutter Rescue
Course™” is a wonderful tool for all people—even those already organized—to approach life from a more simplistic angle. Your instructions are fun,
clear and easy to implement. I particularly liked the chapter entitled “Too Much Stuff.”
Cutting stuff out of my personal life has been a mission for the last three years and with your advice, I have new zeal in wiping out residual junk! "Goal Setting" provides great worksheets to help define those things I want to achieve in life and applying some rigor to starting and completing the goals.
As you say in the beginning, it’s not about getting organized, it is about being organized, so the “Maintenance” chapter provides the support to do just that.
I truly look forward to launching this program in our office and watching
the changes take place for some of our more "organizationally-challenged" employees!
— Rose M. Griffith
SPHR ProMinent Fluid Controls, Inc.
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Is the Clutter Rescue
Course™ Really for Me?
It is, if …
- you want the best, time-tested information that will have you
be organized once and for all
- you want to know what clutter really is, because it’s not the sign of a cluttered, disorganized or creative mind!
- you like to learn things a little at a time, because you’ll have an easier time implementing the material
- you like a support system, because you want to stay on track
- you have problems focusing on things for too long, because your lessons will be short and to the point
- you want a simpler, much more enjoyable life, because you and the people around you deserve it!
Need More Reasons?
Here are some pretty frightening facts about
stress you should think about:
- About 75% of all lost time in the workplace is stress-related.
- Our lives today are on average 44% more difficult than 30 years ago.
- In the last six years, stress that actually disables people has doubled.
- Those who believe they have little or no control over their lives are more likely to develop heart disease or other illnesses.
- Each day about a million Americans are absent due to stress related illness.
- Almost 90% of all visits to a primary care physician are for stress-related illnesses.
Skip to the details.
Forget the details. Just sign me up.
I really don’t have too much time to go into all of the ways you have helped me. Through just minor simplifications all the things I do have been so stress free and I'm able to take advantage of all of the opportunities offered to me.
I have even gotten a raise for my increased performance! I want to say thank you and I still have your card. (I find it to be one of those things that I won’t throw away. ;-)
I have even been able to take on starting my own business!
Thanks a mil!
— Sam Anderson |
How Does It Work?
- The Clutter Rescue Course™ is made up of two 10-week segments that cover personal and work clutter, organization and time management issues. (See below for a complete list of the chapters and the benefits you will receive from each.)
- Lessons are delivered by e-mail weekly beginning immediately after you register.
- Inside each email, there'll be a link to a short video that I created to introduce you to the week's topic and activities.
- Each lesson has an exercise that should take
no more than a half-hour a week
- If you order soon, you get a 148-page companion workbook that provides you with tons of more instruction and information!
If you have Internet access, an e-mail account and a half hour each week, then you have the right stuff to be organized and simplify your life!
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a 3-Chapter Excerpt of the Workbook
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Here's a PDF of a
3-Chapter Excerpt.
 With a busy home-based business, three small kids and a busy husband, I need to be organized to keep it all together, but I couldn't do it alone. The Clutter Rescue
Course™ makes you look at why you aren't organized and helps you fix it for the long-term.
Patty Kreamer is a phenomenal motivator and when you combine her with the Clutter Rescue
Course™ and the community of wanna-be organized people she has built for support, reinforcement and accountability, you are bound to be an organized success!
— Laurie Kuzneski
www.MissLauriesKitchen.com
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More Reasons Why You Can Trust Me
to Deliver the Goods
Since 1999 I’ve taught and consulted thousands of people just like you who were suffering from PMS (“Personal Mess-Stress Syndrome.”) I’ve also worked with corporate clients all across North America to help them become more productive and perform at an optimum level. (Funny—when this happens, they also greatly simplify their work and lives!) In addition, I’m a consultant, coach, professional speaker, media subject matter expert and author.
I am the Past President of the National Association of Professional Organizers – Pittsburgh chapter and of the National Speakers Association – Pittsburgh chapter. I’m a Certified Professional Organizer® —as a matter of fact, I was one of the first in the country. (I’ve been told that I’m also the funniest!) Plus, I live this stuff. I am involved in hands-on organizing every day, and live an organized, clutter-free life. Really. And I know that you can, too. All you need is some information, support and encouragement.
I'm writing to tell you that you have had a profound influence on my life.
I'm one of the people who buys too many clothes and am overrun. Thanks to you, I have started pitching and donating clothes. I still have a tremendously long road to go yet, but I feel positive about it.
My biggest issue is different size clothes in the closet. I managed to eliminate my smallest sizes but have kept the sizes that I should be. Your books are a great inspiration. I even reorganized kitchen drawers and storage closets. I've followed your advice and bought dividers, nice boxes, etc.
Great work.
— Jan Greenberg |
Need Even More Reasons to Enroll Yourself in the
Clutter Rescue Course™?
Okay, here they are:
- Because you want to live the life you desire, the life you planned for, and the life you dreamed of, instead of the life that’s being thrown at you and suffocating you every day.
- The Clutter Rescue Course™ is delivered via e-mail only once a week (every day is too much and will just add to your stress).
- Classes are in small, easily digestible lessons with action steps and exercises. I'll be there every step of the way.
- The price of the Clutter Rescue
Course™ is less than the true cost of the time and money spent in one month looking for lost items and the cost to replace them.
- You will be given proven tools you can easily use to minimize the number of things you buy, resulting in lots of saved money. The return on your investment will be priceless!
- You aren’t going to be a guinea pig! This course has been pre-tested and improved with comments from people just like you.
- If
you have Internet access, an e-mail account and
a half hour each week then you have the right stuff to be organized and simplify your life.
Simplicity is wonderful. I got rid of 95% of my stuff last May, including my television, and I have never been happier! This frees my time and my mind for the important things, like God and people.
You are tremendously improving my life. I am free of piles of papers on my desk for the first time! ... Thanks to you, I now have closure at the end of each work day (in my home "office") and end with a spotless desk and tremendous peace.
Thank you for all the great things you shared in your talk and in your books. I know you're making a tremendous difference in a lot of people's lives.
— Christine March |
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Clutter Rescue Course™ Outline
Part 1: Get Going
Step 1: Procrastination
The four reasons why you procrastinate, and how to put an end to this debilitating condition.
Step 2: Getting Ready
Why “why?” is the most important question of all before you begin.
Step 3: Getting Started
What will serve as the foundation of your organizing efforts that will bring success?
Step 4: But I Might Need It Someday!
Learn what you can do to overcome the biggest block that you’ll have in decluttering.
Step 5: Your Organizing Style
If you know what your style is, your organizing will become a whole lot easier and stress-free!
Step 6: Too Much Stuff
How do you stop incoming clutter once and for all?
Step 7: Sentimentalism
How can you set your emotions aside so you can proceed logically?
Step 8: Getting Set
What’s the most important tool that you need to be successful in organizing?
Step 9: GO! For Paper
How one EASY rule will keep all the paper at bay, once and for all.
Step 10: GO! For Stuff
How do you categorize the stuff you have, and what will you do with it all?
Part 2: Keep Going
Step 1: Electronic File Management
How do you bring organization to email and your documents?
Step 2: Difficult People
How do you deal with those who sabotage your decluttering efforts?
Step 3: Time Management
Six steps to efficient use of your time. It doesn’t get any simpler than this.
Step 4: Family & Children
How to break the Kids=Clutter equation.
Step 5: Clothing
How can you spend less time doing laundry?
Step 6: Household Management
Yes, you can get people to help. Here’s how.
Step 7: Life Balance
What one word will rock your world?
Step 8: Kitchen and Meals
What’s the recipe for workability?
Step 9: Multitasking
How do you cut down the “doing” clutter?
Step 10: Financial Organizing
Control your money, control your life.
Bonus Course: Be Masterful (see Bonuses, below)
Step 1: Goal Setting
What one thing can you do that will land you in the top 3%?
Step 2: Perfectionism
What is the primary symptom of perfectionism, and how can you avoid it?
Step 3: The Mail
What’s the one thing you need when you get the mail?
Step 4: Maintenance
Tackle your filing systems to keep things organized.
Step 5: Right-Brain Organizing
What one thing crushes your creativity?
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Order before Midnight, October 31, 2008,
and You’ll Receive These Bonuses!
Bonus #1 – The 5-Week “Be Masterful” Course
Valued at $49, this bonus course is full of special topics that are just the thing you’ll need to make the changes in your life permanent. Follow these principles and guidelines, and you’ll never have to worry about being organized ever again! Topics include Goal Setting, Perfectionism, The Mail, Maintenance and Right-Brain Organizing. Included at no extra charge whatsoever.
Bonus #2 – The Hardcopy, 148-Page Clutter Rescue
Course™ Companion Workbook
Within a few days, the spiral-bound Clutter Rescue
Course™ workbook will be shipped directly to your door. Complete with a ton of additional information, tips and exercises, this is the perfect accompaniment to keep you on track every week. Use the workbook along with your weekly lessons to enhance your learning, or if you’re so inclined, jump ahead! There’s also plenty of room for your notes, so you won’t have to clutter your environment with those! The Clutter Rescue
Course™ workbook is a $99 , and has a waterproof front and back cover for additional protection and longevity.
Bonus #3 – Free Shipping!
Order before October 31, 2008, and I’ll pay the freight. That’s another $5.95 that’ll stay in your wallet.
Bonus #4 – Take the Course Again Later at No Extra Charge!
That’s right – if you need a refresher or you want to start over at a particular part of the course, just call or email me. I’ll take care of everything. (Note: the course must be sent to the same email address, unless you’ve permanently changed yours.)
Happy Holidays to you and your family! This is my first holiday season as a Patty Kreamer convert, and I invoke your name often. When shopping with my children, I often begin my sentence "As Patty Kreamer would say, do you need this or do you want this?" Needless to say, they roll their eyes and keep walking!
I have gotten my children, and me to start giving mass quantities of
clothing to the thrift store. Because they see me do it, it becomes easier for them to do it. Either that or they assume that if they give enough away I will buy them more clothes.
I find it easier now to walk away from great shoes, sweaters, etc. just because they are on sale. I remind myself that I don't "need" another sweater, or that I already have the right number of shoes.
As you promised, once you walk away, you soon forget what it was that
you wanted. Thank you so much for helping me unclutter my life. I have a long way to go, but I know that if I just do something each day, even if it is cleaning out one kitchen drawer, I am getting there.
— Cathie Weiss
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Act Now to Save Over $200!
To get this life-changing course delivered to your Inbox every week for half a year, plus the 148-page companion workbook, plus the bonuses, plus free shipping…
| Online Course |
$99.00 |
| Companion Workbook |
$99.00
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| Shipping and Handling |
$5.95
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| Course Retake |
$99.00
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| Total Value: |
$302.95 |
…order now at an outrageously low $99. Or 6 super-easy monthly payments of $20 each. (Add 7% tax for Pennsylvania residents.)
Act now, because October 31, 2008, the price is going up to $149. My colleagues think this course should be priced much higher, but I already had my mind made up. I want as many people as possible to own the course for this price. So use that 50 smackers toward a nice, non-cluttering dinner, massage, trip to the spa, or something else that makes you feel special and doesn’t add clutter to your life!
Patty Kreamer’s 100% Risk-Free,
Totally-Delighted-Or-Your-Money-Back Guarantee
Oh – and yes, your purchase is absolutely guaranteed. If this course doesn’t change your life in at least one area within 60 days, you have three choices:
- Return it in resalable condition for a full and prompt refund.
- Shred it and use it for cat litter.
- Donate it to someone whose life is even more cluttered than yours. (God forbid!)
What Will Happen After I Order?
On day one,
shortly after you place your order,
you'll receive a welcome email for The Clutter
Rescue Course™. In this email, you'll get the lowdown
on the program, such as:
- My Promise to You
- How to Organize the Steps
- The Clutter Rescue Course™ Ground Rules
- The General Lay of the Land
You will also
immediately receive Step 1, which is on PROCRASTINATION. (Hey,
we can’t wait until the end to address procrastination!) Each
email will have a link to a 1- or 2-minute introductory video, where I'll explain what you can expect in the Step.
Every week
thereafter, on the same day of the week that you registered,
you will receive the next Step in your journey to SIMPLICITY!
Each week will build your knowledge and confidence in
achieving the life that you seek. On average, you will need
to invest only 30-45 minutes a week. Some weeks are more and
some are less.
Every week, you will be given exercises that will help to reinforce what you have learned.
I’m there for you – should you get stuck or need a kick in the butt, I am only an email away.
With The Clutter Rescue Course™, you have nothing to lose but the clutter, stress and disorganization and everything to gain. So what are you waiting for?
If you are truly serious about living a
life you will love, then you need to order
The Clutter Rescue Course™!
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 Yes
Patty, I am ready to live a simpler, better organized and less
stressful life. I am willing to invest a little time and
a little money so that you can guide me to a more
fulfilling life that will benefit me, my family, my
friends, my colleagues and my pets.
I understand that I will receive your personal support,
interaction with other participants and six months
of steps and exercises to get me on the right track.
I also understand that I can request a refund up to 14
days after I initially make my purchase. Refund requests
should be sent to
patty@ByeByeClutter.com. After that, all sales are
final.
I’m ready to move forward to make this the best time of my life!
ONLY $99.
(After October 31, the price goes up to $149.)
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Want to make payments
instead?
Yes, sign me up for
six (6)
monthly
payments of
$20 ($120 total)
(After October 31, the payments go up to $27/mo.)
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Here's to simplifying your life,
Patty Kreamer, CPO®
Certified Professional Organizer®
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